Chastity, no Odyssey
How many times Ulysses cried for his wife and kid left on Ithaca?
So many, he had to kill his pain by embracing other women during his 10 year-long voyage.
But today there are no medals to bring home:
Kein sex mit den Geimpften! (no sex with the vaccinated ones!)
says the modern Circe in front of the Opera Hause Zurich.